Missing Muse

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Plays: 12

 

This was just a rough 1 take recording and I couldn’t hear myself playing but I figured I may as well share it. Enjoy.

22 October 2009


Spent a few hours over the past week and wrote one of my favorite computer puzzle games in Javascript. I used to spend so much time on my Apple 2E trying to figure out the trickier puzzles.
Maybe I’ll do Loderunner next? Or maybe Thexder. Will be checking out processing.js and what it can do for me.

Spent a few hours over the past week and wrote one of my favorite computer puzzle games in Javascript. I used to spend so much time on my Apple 2E trying to figure out the trickier puzzles.

Maybe I’ll do Loderunner next? Or maybe Thexder. Will be checking out processing.js and what it can do for me.

17 October 2009


topherchris:

Dub FX — Made

Talent.

This is my song of the day.

8 October 2009 reblog: topherchris


“Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever’s the smoothest wins!”

[Violent J]
Okay, first I’d slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can’t believe how fucking fat you are
I’d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you’d look like Rickie Lake!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Fuck that, you’d be jocking me quick
I’d order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I’d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

[Violent J]
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that’ll get her
Tell her that’s she fat, yeah, that’ll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don’t want contestant number two
He’s mad-whack

[Violent J]
I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!

— ICP is classy.

7 October 2009


I feel sad when my parents/aunt forward a viral video to you 2-56 weeks ‘after it was relevant’, and their sense of delight in the opportunity to share makes u feel ashamed of ur position on the front lines of modern internet culture. It makes me want to stop paying my youtube bill so that I won’t watch so much web junk.

Hipster Runoff, is genius.

2 October 2009


And you will, on close introspection, find that what you really mean by ‘I’ is that ground-stuff upon which [experiential data] are collected. You may come to a distant country, lose sight of all your friends, may all but forget them; you acquire new friends, you share life with them as intensely as you ever did with your old ones. Less and less important will become the fact that, while living your new life, you still recollect the old one. ‘The youth that was I’, you may come to speak of him in the third person, and indeed the protagonist of the novel you are reading is probably nearer to your heart, certainly more intensely alive and better known to you. Yet there has been no intermediate break, no death. And even if a skilled hypnotist succeeded in blotting out entirely all your earlier reminiscences, you would not find that he had killed you. In no case is there a loss of personal existence to deplore. Nor will there ever be.

Erwin Schrödinger, in the absolutely wonderful What is Life? (which you can read online). He argues that the only logical conclusion one can draw from the statistical facticity of determinism, given our structure, size, and subjugation to the laws of science, is that consciousness is not individual but universal and -so to speak- at the base of all things; in the words of the Upanishads, which he cites, Atman is Brahman.

The book is fascinating, and the co-discoverer of DNA’s nature claims it anticipated and sped his research: significant praise for a work by a physicist. Beyond its discussion of the basis of life in a physical sense, it contains Schrödinger’s thoughts on mind, a phenomenon of special complexity and meaning that is taken for granted despite being scarcely understood. In “The Mystic Vision,” he wrote:

“Knowledge, feeling, and choice are essentially eternal and unchangeable and numerically one in all men, nay in all sensitive beings. But not in this sense — that you are a part, a piece, of an eternal, infinite being, an aspect or modification of it… For we should then have the same baffling question: which part, which aspect are you? what, objectively, differentiates it from the others? No, but, inconceiveable as it seems to ordinary reason, you — and all other conscious beings as such — are all in all. Hence, this life of yours… is, in a certain sense, the whole… This, as we know, is what the Brahmins express in that sacred, mystic formula… Tat tvam asi — this is you. Or, again, in such words as ‘I am in the east and in the west, I am below and above, I am this whole world.’ Thus you can throw yourself flat on the ground, stretched out upon Mother Earth, with certain conviction that you are one with her and she with you … For eternally and always there is only now, one and the same now; the present is the only thing that has no end.”

I find the insistence of a Nobel laureate such as Schrödinger that these ideas are to be taken as literal descriptions of the world, not as metaphors in any sense, to be extraordinarily interesting.

(via mills)

The final quote is beautiful and tingle inducing.

24 September 2009 reblog: mills


Japan + Robots = win

(via http://sjsivak.tumblr.com/)

24 September 2009


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Plays: 13

 

“Silver Tongue” - Hot Brother (Honey Badger)

I just received the early mixes of recordings that we did a couple months ago and I am the most pleased with this one. This is just a rough mixdown of a single take and the solo was improvised without any real-time monitoring (i.e. we didn’t have enough headphones so I could barely hear myself playing) but I’m really happy with how it turned out.

22 September 2009


O propheta, certe penis tuus cælum versus erectus est.

Ali, commenting on the death of Mohammad, via Abulfeda, via Edward Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, via Wikipedia: Death erection, via today’s edition of “Office banter we’d never get away with if we had an HR department”.

[trans: “O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky”]

(via langer)

This conversation came out of the discussion of how to make the big bucket of cashews that we appropriated today warm, as consuming warm nuts is much preferred to consuming room temperature nuts.

Mr. Langer lamented on the frigid state of the nuts he was putting in his mouth. As a remedy I beseeched him to cut large, billowing swaths through the sack of nuts with his turgid member to improve the particle speed deficiency that the nuts were currently experiencing.

Mr. M. Kurlancheek then inquired as to my reasoning for said solution for the temperature deprivation and quickly resolved that it was due to the fact that an erect male genitalia is always warm.

I was quick to answer this statement with musings about post-mortem erections and their ability to be of an undesirable temperature for nut warmth creation, which promptly led me to google for “post death boner.” Mr. Langer then questioned the efficacy of such a search and I replaced “boner” with the correct term, “hard dick.”

Through the magic of the Lord Google I was led to the article on “Angel Lust” and it’s interesting history.

22 September 2009 reblog: langer


Hopefully something good comes of this.

Hopefully something good comes of this.

7 September 2009